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its been awhile. but HEY ive been busy folks. ive been cruising all around new england and new york in my plane racking up the hours. the test is coming up in a week, after that i should be a fully licensed private pilot. word.
in other news, jimi james got married. i will write that again so that you can read it again without have to start over. jimi james got friggin MARRIED. and i couldnt be happier for him. it was so rockstar though. really. who else but jimi james says "know what? fuck it. im not gonna have a dj, ill make my own playlist, hook up the iPod to some speakers and wrote out." who else? no one. and also, who else would put Boston, Black Crowes, and Blue Oyster Cult on the playlist for their WEDDING?!?!? no one. that is why jimi james is the coolest dood i know. so bad ass. it was the jimijames rock n roll wedding. but the fun didnt stop there. the food was served buffet style. how many weddings have you been to when something gets put in front of you and you really have no interest eating it or they gave you way too much or perhaps not enough? everyone one of em. well jj came to the rescue and said "fuck it, eat however much you want!" and eat we did. the menu was...get ready....fuckin breakfast food. at a wedding. at 3 in the afternoon. we had a buffet of eggs, bacon, sausage, waffles, home fries, omelets, and coronas of course. so bad ass. jj i tip my hat to you for throwing a bash. so rockstar.
what else what else...oh...yeah a hurricane ripped the ass off of the south. thats pretty tit. of course in an opportunity for people to shine through and help one another and have moments where their characters are pushed to the limit what does everyone do? they point fingers and say its not fault and this and that and its racism and then kanye west starts talking and my head explodes from the amount of stupidity flowing from his mouth. shut up. just shut the fuck up. you are a rapper. you dont know the first thing about anything other than the following words do in fact rhyme: lame, game, same, fame, name, tame, came, shame, pain, and so on and so on. holy shit, was i just rapping? quick someone get me a mic and a national platform stat!!!
yet another reason i am moving to france. arizona first, then france.
in other news, jimi james got married. i will write that again so that you can read it again without have to start over. jimi james got friggin MARRIED. and i couldnt be happier for him. it was so rockstar though. really. who else but jimi james says "know what? fuck it. im not gonna have a dj, ill make my own playlist, hook up the iPod to some speakers and wrote out." who else? no one. and also, who else would put Boston, Black Crowes, and Blue Oyster Cult on the playlist for their WEDDING?!?!? no one. that is why jimi james is the coolest dood i know. so bad ass. it was the jimijames rock n roll wedding. but the fun didnt stop there. the food was served buffet style. how many weddings have you been to when something gets put in front of you and you really have no interest eating it or they gave you way too much or perhaps not enough? everyone one of em. well jj came to the rescue and said "fuck it, eat however much you want!" and eat we did. the menu was...get ready....fuckin breakfast food. at a wedding. at 3 in the afternoon. we had a buffet of eggs, bacon, sausage, waffles, home fries, omelets, and coronas of course. so bad ass. jj i tip my hat to you for throwing a bash. so rockstar.
what else what else...oh...yeah a hurricane ripped the ass off of the south. thats pretty tit. of course in an opportunity for people to shine through and help one another and have moments where their characters are pushed to the limit what does everyone do? they point fingers and say its not fault and this and that and its racism and then kanye west starts talking and my head explodes from the amount of stupidity flowing from his mouth. shut up. just shut the fuck up. you are a rapper. you dont know the first thing about anything other than the following words do in fact rhyme: lame, game, same, fame, name, tame, came, shame, pain, and so on and so on. holy shit, was i just rapping? quick someone get me a mic and a national platform stat!!!
yet another reason i am moving to france. arizona first, then france.
posted by Chris Porter at 9:46 PM
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