this cant be it
life is starting to get monotonous. seriously. monday thru thursday, i can tell you almost to the minute what it is i am going to be doing:
7:00am wake up and shower
7:47am leave for work
8:30am arrive at work. check email and look at a couple things
9:00am doors open
12:00 lunch
1:00pm back from lunch
3:30pm bathroom break
5:00pm lock up and head home
5:50pm get home
11:48pm go to bed.
i think i need a little variety. the most astute readers will realize that there are some large chunks of time unaccounted for. the most notable one should be between when i get home and when i go to bed. the reason there is nothing there is because I DONT DO SHIT anymore and its really starting to piss me off. ill play my guitar, ill surf around online, but really, im not doing anything productive at all. my other hobbies cant possibly even make a bid for this time, because i dont have the money or the resources to pursue them on a daily basis. i have some ideas about how i can better spend my time. they are as follows:
1) get more friends: i love my friends. but they all have significant others at the moment and are usually preoccupied with some heavy petting of some kind.
2) get a girlfriend: thats right, ill just will her out of no where. if all my friends have one, i might as well right? thats right, relationship by peer pressure. truth be told, this is my favorite option. i might even know who i want too. hmmm.....
3) join a gym: only problem with this is that i hate the gym. hate it hate it hate it.
4) start going to bed at 6:00pm: destroys the opportunity to be bored, wont spend any money at night, always well rested, little social interaction.
5) move to RI: i know, what the hell would that accomplish. well, it will be like hitting a reset button on a computer, just starting over from scratch.
6) write a book: i know the plot, know the title, know the characters, just have to set it to paper. could make millions because its brilliant, but its a bitch.
thats all i got so far. favorite is option 2. ill obviously have to keep everyone posted on that one, or all of them for that matter. i aint takin any bets on which ones work out either, so keep your pants on.
7:00am wake up and shower
7:47am leave for work
8:30am arrive at work. check email and look at a couple things
9:00am doors open
12:00 lunch
1:00pm back from lunch
3:30pm bathroom break
5:00pm lock up and head home
5:50pm get home
11:48pm go to bed.
i think i need a little variety. the most astute readers will realize that there are some large chunks of time unaccounted for. the most notable one should be between when i get home and when i go to bed. the reason there is nothing there is because I DONT DO SHIT anymore and its really starting to piss me off. ill play my guitar, ill surf around online, but really, im not doing anything productive at all. my other hobbies cant possibly even make a bid for this time, because i dont have the money or the resources to pursue them on a daily basis. i have some ideas about how i can better spend my time. they are as follows:
1) get more friends: i love my friends. but they all have significant others at the moment and are usually preoccupied with some heavy petting of some kind.
2) get a girlfriend: thats right, ill just will her out of no where. if all my friends have one, i might as well right? thats right, relationship by peer pressure. truth be told, this is my favorite option. i might even know who i want too. hmmm.....
3) join a gym: only problem with this is that i hate the gym. hate it hate it hate it.
4) start going to bed at 6:00pm: destroys the opportunity to be bored, wont spend any money at night, always well rested, little social interaction.
5) move to RI: i know, what the hell would that accomplish. well, it will be like hitting a reset button on a computer, just starting over from scratch.
6) write a book: i know the plot, know the title, know the characters, just have to set it to paper. could make millions because its brilliant, but its a bitch.
thats all i got so far. favorite is option 2. ill obviously have to keep everyone posted on that one, or all of them for that matter. i aint takin any bets on which ones work out either, so keep your pants on.
posted by Chris Porter at 5:18 PM
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